The Daily Hump

It's That Truth Feeling

WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT CAUSED HER UNTIMELY PASSING. WHO IS STONEWALLING THIS INVESTIGATION?

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COVID was the global problem for the last couple years, but you know. Russia. Putin. Think about that instead, sheeple. Help build more public support for Lockheed Martin

The label claims Heinz Tomato Beans are 'rich' in tomato sauce. But being 'rich' is for the patricians, not the proletariat. In todays modern age, how can your average prole ever hope to own the beans of production?

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She was a central figure in the Ministry of Magic and was made teacher of Defense Against the Dark Arts in 1995. While her early childhood was not well documented, she presumably born into a pure-blood family and attended Hogwarts like most other wizards and witches. When she was eleven, she bought her wand, an unusually short one. While it is unknown which house she was sorted into, her evil nature but also ambition makes it likely to think she was sorted into Slytherin.

The answer is always algorithms following the news cycle. Stop asking yourself this question everday, and get back to your 9 to 5.

A weaker dollar and growing confidence that inflation hasn't peaked helped propel Bitcoin lower after rumors that another 0.75 percentage point rate hike... Continue Reading...

Like many celebrities before him, such as Keanu Reeves, Mark Hamill, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, William Shatner and Mark Hamill, Reddit can't... Continue Reading...

Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Samantha, the girl you had a crush on? Continue Reading...

SHOCKING: I caught my son watching Andrew Tate

I drove to pick my son up from school today, and when he got in the car, he said to me "slap, slap, grab, choke, shut up b*tch, s*x." I was absolutely disgusted, but he just started laughing. Continue Reading...

The outperformance of Max Verstappen in the 2022 season has taken an unfortunate backseat by how smug and annoying Horner generally looks. Just look at him. Lives on his little multi-million dollar ranch, with clear but concealed disgust in his eyes and a little smile that says 'I know better than you'. Self-describing his Red Bull team as "the mavericks of the paddock", his comments mirror his boastful image.

You wake up in a room. As your vision begins to focus, you see a man. It is Jimmy Fallon. You ask "Where are we?"

Jimmy Fallon begins laughing.

He starts to slap the ground in front of you. You begin to get very worried. He claps his hands, tears streaming down his face.

There is no door, there is nothing but Jimmy Fallon.

He clutches your shoulder, gasping for breath. He begins slapping you like a desk. You can't move.

He slaps your knees and you collapse on the floor. In between weezes, he whispers into your ear, "looks like you've... fallon"